Don't Fuck With Tex

bitch in black hard as stone
need no friends work alone

3 on 1 they shoulda sent 4
every time you stand up your back on the floor

a punch in the balls and a kick to the head
get it on boys or you're gonna get dead

think ya got skills but you're sinking like a stone
next time fuckers you should just stay home


you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain

you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for sure

motherfucker

"advantage: texas"--got that right
bet you buys sleep well tonight

lick those wounds, nurse those sores
name reserved and that's who for

you got 9 lives, she's got 10
after that she'll ride again

bit of a badass anyone can tell
that crazy bitch is hell's angel

oklahoma beat down
pennsylvania dead and drown
minnesota castigate
massachusetts flagellate
bitch slap tennesee
dc dead see?
utah is a fucking mess
oregon in great duress

maryland is on her knees
louisiana? bitch�.please.
mississippi worst day ever
north dakota not much better
missouri in a stranglehold
montana's corpse is getting cold
bleeding time for old kentucky
indiana not so lucky

vermont could use a four leaf clover
new jersey it is almost over
pick up delaware and slam her
call the meds for alabama
michigan has been destroyed
ditto that for illinois
new hampshire should have brought a friend
west virginia's at her end

colorado crash and burn
kansas point of no return
georgia's underneath a bus
california's really fucked
idaho and south dakota
give it up your time is over
nebraska cancel all appointments
washington we've got your ointments

ohio don't stand a chance
wyoming needs a change of pants
rhode island you cannot not surmount
puerto rico -does that even count?
pummel down on carolina
connecticut you're SUCH a whiner
arkansas eat my dust
alaska is a total bust

you can screw nevada
mess with maine
leave hawaii in a puddle of pain

you can beat virginia till she's down on the floor
but if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex
if you fuck with tex you'll be on your knees for sure
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One does not simply piss off Texas and survive.